Conversion at the point of an expletive

From the new issue of Rolling Stone: One day we'll look back on Tom Cruise as a latter-day St. Augustine, and intro philosophy classes will feature the self-coital argument right alongside the teleological and ontological arguments for the existence of God. Link via Stereogum.

He lists some of Scientology's selling points: its drug-abuse, prison-rehabilitation and education programs. "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."

There also appears to be a piece promising the truth behind Fox News' "number-one bigmouth," but just flipping through the channels while Bill O'Reilly is on the air is enough evidence for anyone to see that the guy's a total douchebag.