ATTN President Bush
Mr. President! The bright boys in at the D.o.D. have another idea as to why they hate us! You know who I'm talking about! I'd use a different noun there but I'm afraid this inter-office e-mail could leak out to some of those grubby journalists we loathe so much! Maybe it isn't our freedom after all?
Here's a pertinent quote from the report, the Christian Science Monitor's already all over it (yeah, we know what you're thinking, we all figured they'd give us a free pass too, just like the majority of those suckers, due to the good old 'C' word in their title, but golly sir!):
'Muslims do not hate our freedom, but rather they hate our policies [the report says]. The overwhelming majority voice their objections to what they see as one-sided support in favor of Israel and against Palestinian rights, and the long-standing, even increasing, support for what Muslims collectively see as tyrannies, most notably Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Pakistan and the Gulf states. Thus, when American public diplomacy talks about bringing democracy to Islamic societies, this is seen as no more than self-serving hypocrisy.'
What a load of hooey, huh sir? I know, we all agree with you! (After all, that's why we're still hanging around isn't it? No rocking the boat 'neath this captain, right?)
Don't they know that freedom is on the march? Don't they know that we were greeted as liberators? Don't they know you're a uniter, not a divider (both at home and abroad)?
xoxo,
Dick Cheney's Pacemaker
Here's a pertinent quote from the report, the Christian Science Monitor's already all over it (yeah, we know what you're thinking, we all figured they'd give us a free pass too, just like the majority of those suckers, due to the good old 'C' word in their title, but golly sir!):
'Muslims do not hate our freedom, but rather they hate our policies [the report says]. The overwhelming majority voice their objections to what they see as one-sided support in favor of Israel and against Palestinian rights, and the long-standing, even increasing, support for what Muslims collectively see as tyrannies, most notably Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Pakistan and the Gulf states. Thus, when American public diplomacy talks about bringing democracy to Islamic societies, this is seen as no more than self-serving hypocrisy.'
What a load of hooey, huh sir? I know, we all agree with you! (After all, that's why we're still hanging around isn't it? No rocking the boat 'neath this captain, right?)
Don't they know that freedom is on the march? Don't they know that we were greeted as liberators? Don't they know you're a uniter, not a divider (both at home and abroad)?
xoxo,
Dick Cheney's Pacemaker
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